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Posted 14 August 2011 - 09:19 AM
Sage, on Aug 13 2011, 06:08 PM, said:
I cunt believe you're still so awful at trolling.
 Give credit where credit is due, he did get me in my second post in this thread. However since then its been all chuckles so he definitely is getting worse at it.
Elfangor, on Aug 12 2011, 01:15 PM, said:
*sober edit* Lol, sperm =/= life. If it was, we would all be genocidists, which is a hilarious thought.
I saw some energy is life mentioned below, but I'll have to read it later.
C'mon now elfy. Really? Sperm isn't life? lol. I used to think you were intelligent. Should I change the name of my intelligent friend from elfy to thesaurus?
I can guaruntee that if you go out and ask your male next door neighboor what the life span of sperm is...right or wrong he'd have an answer for you. Even if you are the statistical anomoly that doesn't bah with the rest of the sheep, there is somewhere that you fit in with. Somewhere in that group are people that would have an answer to this question for you.
Masterbation is closer to mass murder than genocide, though it doesn't fit the definition of either word. However if you're not the type of person to "worry" about the ant you just stepped on...I doubt you'd be to worried about flushing your love lube down the drain. Hell, I worry about the ants (when I realize I've stepped on em). I still can't get past the heightened heartbeat, increased body temperature and tactile stimulation that prompts/and follows my flushing, what technically qualifies as, parts of myself, that have a life of their own, down the toilet. How fucking depraved I am! Being sane in an insane world must be horrifying...and a hell of a lot more sexually frustrated.
If you didn't read the whole post then don't bother responding.
TL;DR Don't bother responding.
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Posted 14 August 2011 - 10:43 AM
I think every argument on this site circles back to jacking-off.
GG guys.
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Posted 14 August 2011 - 12:14 PM
cow-sniperz, on Aug 14 2011, 11:43 AM, said:
I think every argument on this site circles back to jacking-off.
GG guys.
HAHA that is the quote of the week.
Dan, on Feb 5 2012, 07:12 PM, said:
SS, on Feb 6 2012, 11:15 AM, said:
My second favorite site has been down since yesterday. Or maybe I was banned.
You can get banned from 2girls1cup?
cow-sniperz, on Aug 14 2011, 11:43 AM, said:
I think every argument on this site circles back to jacking-off.
GG guys.
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Posted 14 August 2011 - 01:40 PM
cow-sniperz, on Aug 14 2011, 03:43 PM, said:
I think every argument on this site circles back to jacking-off.
GG guys.
Get out of my head!
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Posted 14 August 2011 - 07:18 PM
I typed this with one hand. ;)
 We have reached CRITICAL MASS!
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Posted 15 August 2011 - 05:16 PM
I just don't know what to say to all of this.
Dan, on Feb 5 2012, 07:12 PM, said:
SS, on Feb 6 2012, 11:15 AM, said:
My second favorite site has been down since yesterday. Or maybe I was banned.
You can get banned from 2girls1cup?
cow-sniperz, on Aug 14 2011, 11:43 AM, said:
I think every argument on this site circles back to jacking-off.
GG guys.
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Posted 16 August 2011 - 09:11 AM
I didn't read most of this actually, but sperm still isn't life.
quoting yahoo answers because I'm busy, copypasta is win, and yahoo answers its the most reliable site I've ever seen:
As long as something does then it is alive (moves, reproduction, sensitive, grows, respiration, excretion, nutrition (feeds)) As sperm cell moves, sensitive, excretes (enzymes) put does not directly reproduce so it is not alive
A car feeds and excretes but does not reproduce so it is not alive
So yeah! Best that, and such.
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Posted 19 August 2011 - 11:33 PM
I am just curious how curling lead back to violence or sex. I am not doubting it is possible, I would just like to know how...
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Posted 20 August 2011 - 05:26 AM
LeftAnswer, on Aug 20 2011, 12:33 AM, said:
I am just curious how curling lead back to violence or sex. I am not doubting it is possible, I would just like to know how...
Curling is a deadly rage fueled sport of conquest.
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Posted 20 August 2011 - 07:22 AM
LeftAnswer, on Aug 20 2011, 03:33 AM, said:
I am just curious how curling lead back to violence or sex. I am not doubting it is possible, I would just like to know how...
A curling stone killed my Mother.
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Posted 20 August 2011 - 08:57 AM
all yall need jesus.
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Posted 20 August 2011 - 09:02 AM
Aero, on Aug 20 2011, 01:57 PM, said:
You need to not force your religion on others. That's a sin.
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Posted 21 August 2011 - 07:32 AM
im not christian. now what?
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Posted 21 August 2011 - 09:32 AM
Don't mention Jesus? (Hey-Zeus)
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Posted 21 August 2011 - 09:55 AM
The Physics Genius (Ya that's sarcasm) said: I doubt you'd be to worried about flushing your love lube down the drain
Technically, sperm isn't love lube, since sperm excretes after the act of sex at a time where lube becomes pointless. And secondly, I usually deposit mine into a white sock, or a mouth...fuck drains, that shit's so 6th grade.
PharaReewayk, on Aug 26 2011, 07:45 PM, said:
Hi The interesting name of a site - diablorealm.net, interesting "Diablo II General" here is very good. The college of Life runs a diverse array of programmes and services which explore questions of fulfilment and the way to lead an improved life
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Posted 21 August 2011 - 02:41 PM
killen4fun, on Aug 22 2011, 04:32 AM, said:
Don't mention Jesus? (Hey-Zeus)
are you asking me?
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Posted 21 August 2011 - 05:38 PM
LeftAnswer, on Aug 20 2011, 03:33 AM, said:
I am just curious how curling lead back to violence or sex. I am not doubting it is possible, I would just like to know how...
As a professional High School Team Curler, I could explain it, but you may not sleep for weeks. I think it's better for your health to remain in wonderment.
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Posted 21 August 2011 - 07:53 PM
Aero, on Aug 21 2011, 07:41 PM, said:
killen4fun, on Aug 22 2011, 04:32 AM, said:
Don't mention Jesus? (Hey-Zeus)
are you asking me?
That's for you to decide.
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Posted 22 August 2011 - 06:36 AM
killen4fun, on Aug 22 2011, 02:53 PM, said:
Aero, on Aug 21 2011, 07:41 PM, said:
killen4fun, on Aug 22 2011, 04:32 AM, said:
Don't mention Jesus? (Hey-Zeus)
are you asking me?
That's for you to decide.
well played sir, well played.
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