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[Elfangor]

Who wants a free level 80? As well as a free upgrade to Cata?

http://us.battle.net...f-resurrection/

[Aero]

well that's pretty extreme. this is why i stopped playing wow...

[Elfangor]

Oh, so you're one of those entitled forum whiners that are flooding the wow boards? "I've been paying for wow for X years, wheres my free stuff?" You don't understand typical business practice, do you? FIOS is offering a batch of premium channels to new subscribers for something like 90 days... Where's my free channels? I've been a loyal subscriber!! This just isn't fair. I am entitled to free channels, just like I am entitled to a free level 80!

You stopped playing wow because of a promotion in the future??? A promotion created only to boost subscriptions for their March quarterly report? Are you a seer? Where will my keys be when I lose them next week?

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Elfangor, on Mar 8 2012, 09:02 AM, said:

Are you a seer? Where will my keys be when I lose them next week?

I predict they will be in the last place you look.

As for WoW promotion, as you said it is to help get new members just the same as any big business like Dish Network offering half price for a year when everyone else has to pay full price for their service. Its all about customer acquisition and dollar signs. :)

[Aero]

it was more of the whole everyone is level 80 and the game just keeps getting easier and easier to get there. Didn't have much to do with promotion although the seer thing was cute.

[Whack_Attack]

Scroll successfully cast on Jaime

Thank me later.

Now you must help me convert her to Diablo, Elf

[jaime!]

i took the scroll from skip, so you can thank him later.

/dodge diablo talk

[Whack_Attack]

There was significant background arm twisting, don't lie.

So what class you gunna play in D3?!

[Elfangor]

There was so much arm twisting, and even more herp derping, you don't even know. Now you'll know:

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Otto Westenfield
Hey! Want a recruit a friend invite? Free cata and free level 80 toon

March 7Jaime Walsh
Sure! I was actually talking myself outta WoW the other day only because i didnt want to pay a month.

March 8Otto Westenfield
Whats your email?
And you still have to pay a month... after your free 7 days
but you get a bunch of free stuff with it

March 8Jaime Walsh
Are you playing still? It is XXXXXXXXXXX

March 8Otto Westenfield
I am playing still
I have sent you an invitation
you should receive it soon, couple hours at most
they need to "validate" it
I had an old account from ages ago
dunno if you remember
but I got myself a level 80 priest, since I can't ever level one
http://us.battle.net...g...é/advanced

March 8Jaime Walsh
hah my brother just phoned and said "i have a proposition for you" and pretty much did what you just did...are you going to play on sargareas with us then? i might not activate it until next week when me brother is down...or until this weekend...i just checked your linky...alliance?! get back over to horde

March 8Otto Westenfield
are you high?
I've been playing since August, when you lied about coming back
And I've been on sargeras since cata drop

March 8Jaime Walsh
i might be alittle high

March 8Otto Westenfield
I have too many horde, which is a shitty faction on this server
so i wanted at least one alliance

March 8Jaime Walsh
well i feel caught in the middle alittle bit
are you sure you want to stay alliance?

March 8Otto Westenfield
how come?
....

March 8Jaime Walsh
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ONNNNN

March 8Otto Westenfield
Yes, I want to keep my free toon alliance

March 8Jaime Walsh
i need to make a phone call, brb!

March 8Otto Westenfield
I have 3 85s on horde

March 8Jaime Walsh
free toon?

March 8Otto Westenfield
I am not leaving horde

March 8Jaime Walsh
what?

March 8Otto Westenfield
yeah

March 8Jaime Walsh
OH

March 8Otto Westenfield
free level 80

March 8Jaime Walsh
WHAT

March 8Otto Westenfield
lol
if you accept the scroll, you get a freeeeee level 80

March 8Jaime Walsh
you do too?

March 8Otto Westenfield
Yeah!
I had an ancient account
created back when we were on vek
that I eventually moved my shaman off of, when I recovered my old account
so it was sitting around, I figured, level 80 for $15?
and free upgrades for that account??? Why not!

March 8Jaime Walsh
ohh so you are waiting for me to get your free stuff?
maybe i can activate it today
after a month+ of not working, funds are low
i'll ask blair haha

March 8Otto Westenfield
nono, I dont need anything from you!
it was just an offer, to tempt you to return to the wowz
plus, you could have a free level 80 druid
sounds legit

March 8Jaime Walsh
k i need to send in my resume right away and then i'll come back and talk!

March 8Otto Westenfield
np
good luck

March 8Jaime Walsh
cross your fingers i get this job!
are you at work
i understand now! you had 2 accounts...ahh! i'm kind of excited to start again, 'm not going to promise how long it will last though haha but with me not working, i can see it as a i'm bored thing and playing quite a bit
thanks for tempting me

March 8Otto Westenfield
:d happy to oblige. I'm at work, but eating lunch right now!

March 8Otto Westenfield
I'm excited to see you around again! You should totally boost dawhl to 80 and move her to sargeras

March 8Jaime Walsh
i forgot about dawl! she was on my brother's account though and i believe long ago baleted

March 8Jaime Walsh

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March 8Otto Westenfield
BALEETED

March 10Jaime Walsh
hey did you send the invitation yet? please say no because i just deleted my junk folder and as an after thought, i remembered

March 10Otto Westenfield
Yes I did, I'll send another later

March 10Jaime Walsh
i found i can accept it through battle.net so no worries!

March 10Otto Westenfield
good deal

March 13Otto Westenfield
Did you ever accept mah scroll?

March 13Jaime Walsh
my brother wants me to wait until he comes down which is tomorrow!

March 13Otto Westenfield
!

March 17Jaime Walsh
i claimed it!

March 17Otto Westenfield
:OOOO

March 17Jaime Walsh
i made an 80 troll priest...i thought i got the mount too but only youz we also made worgs on sarg for fun to level up

March 17Otto Westenfield
good deal
troll priest, huh?

March 17Jaime Walsh
yep...never had a troll and always have wanted a priest but couldn't ever level one up enough haha
my hunter is on the same server at 80 still and i have a 40 gobs mage we started forever ago

March 17Otto Westenfield
all this on Sarg?

March 18Jaime Walsh
yes

Wish I could have received a spectral griffin on Horde side though. Those are boss.

[Whack_Attack]

Jaime is so blonde sometimes it actually causes physical harm to read things she wrote.
.....
That's just impressive

[jaime!]

thank you skip, for posting the ENTIRE conversation.

people are allowed to get confused, OKAY?

[Elfangor]

No problem! This was my favorite part:


March 8Otto Westenfield
are you high?
I've been playing since August, when you lied about coming back
And I've been on sargeras since cata drop

March 8Jaime Walsh
i might be alittle high

[Whack_Attack]

Imagine trying to teach her how2FeralCatDr00d

Amok tried to bind her keys efficiently, he moved her mount from a primary key to a less important one and Jaime raged "MOUNTS R IMPORTANT PUT IT BACK!!!"
It was scary, actual flames came out of her mouth



*Disclaimer ~ Flames may not have actually come out of her mouth.

[Elfangor]

My mount key is the 11 key on my mouse. Which ever that is on the numpad. Period maybe? Because my mouse has an entire numpad on the side.


At least she didnt have you teaching her keybindings. She'd be fucked for life.

[Whack_Attack]

Lets just all turn a blind eye to my key bindings sir

Amok has beat me sufficiently with a supple stick of mahogany, long and hard enough that I'm learning my GamePad now.

Besides, Its like my own mini success story
"Whack, despite playing on the wrong side of keyboards for years is still raping kids in arenas. Let him be an inspiration to us all" ~ Channel 4 News.

[Elfangor]

Whack_Attack, on Apr 5 2012, 04:41 PM, said:

Amok has beat me sufficiently with a supple stick of mahogany, long and hard enough that I'm learning my GamePad now.

Whack_Attack, on Apr 5 2012, 04:41 PM, said:

Amok has beat me sufficiently with a supple stick of mahogany, long and hard

Whack_Attack, on Apr 5 2012, 04:41 PM, said:

Amok has beat me sufficiently, long and hard

[jaime!]

again, i refer you to bottom right

[Whack_Attack]

There will be repercussions, Mark my Words

[Elfangor]

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The LOLer

[Whack_Attack]

At least i do the "lol'er" right